Iolanda Mascitti
Nude

Iolanda Mascitti’s cinematic career was unfortunately about as long as the line at Euro-Disney on a Wednesday during lunch hour. Nevertheless, in her one appearance on celluloid, 1974’s Nuda per Satana, Iolanda managed to turn more than a few heads… she and fellow Italian horror-flick actress Rita Calderoni spent the better part of their time on-screen in all their full-frontal glory. In fact, the sheer volume of gratuitous nudity in this particular gem more than makes it worth the price of admission. Iolanda’s whilst-lying-prostrate-on-an-examining-table scene in particular is enough to make one wish he were an Italian B-Movie director back in the heady 1970s–no pun intended. I know I would have liked to have been there…”You know, Iolanda, that was a great take but I don’t think you really captured the ‘essence’ of being naked and passed out on a table, though. Get ready for take 317… Lights, camera… action! That’s right, just lie there and don’t move!” Oh, to only have that chance…just once!